We thought The Hobbit was going to be a family-friendly movie, but apparently we'll have to send out the exorcism squads. The latest target of Christians for a Moral America is none other than The Hobbit and its director Peter Jackson. We're not exactly sure who these people actually are. The only thing we know for sure is that they hate Ricky Gervais's and George Michael's guts, as well as gay people, 'liberal douchebags', 'sodomy', President Obama, the Golden Globes, the Occupy movement, Glee... and the list goes on and on.

Now they've added Peter Jackson to their list of sworn enemies. But why? What can be so blasphemous about the Shire as to cause the wrath of these self-appointed moral authorities? Apparently Jackson, 'being the self-proclaimed Atheist he is', has deliberately expunged the film of the 'strong Christian undertone' in Tolkien's book. And who inspired the director to do so? Who else but Satan himself, duh! So the nice people at CFAMA are inviting all the good Christians to boycott The Hobbit and its 'blatant Anti-Christian bigotry and Atheist propaganda'.

Are you ready to fight this holy war against Jackson a.k.a Satan's Little Helper? Or are you going to sit back and enjoy the sweet, awesome work of the devil?

We thought so.

Is this Satan's Little Helper eating the brains of a poor Christian? Naah, this is Jackson on the set of Bad Taste, his first movie.

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