BySean Gallen, writer at Creators.co
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Whether he's playing fumbling rogues like Captain Jack Sparrow or lovable weirdos like Ed Wood, Johnny Depp has dished out his fair share of wistful philosophy throughout his career. The key is to remain optimistic, it doesn't matter if you're being chased around the world by ghost pirates or if the foundations of reality are melting after bingeing acid in the desert for a week, Johnny Depp always remains positive.

So we've distilled that positive energy and bottled it into individual quotes so that you can always see the light at the end of the tunnel. Please use Johnny Depp quotes responsibly.

1. When you're trying to show off in dry January but haven't lasted a week.

  • Quote from: The Rum Diary

2. When you're on a road trip and your friend tells you to go pee in the woods at night.

  • Quote from: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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3. When you invite your friends back to yours for drinks.

  • Quote from: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

4. When you have to resist the urge to throw shade constantly.

  • Quote from: Ed Wood

5. When people think you're a sensible decision maker.

  • Quote from: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

6. When your friends tell you not to fall in love with a crazy person but you do it anyway.

  • Quote from: Benny & Joon

7. When people complain that an honest man is hard to find.

  • Quote from: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

8. When you have no filter.

  • Quote from: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

9. When you've been single for too long.

  • Quote from: Ed Wood

10. When people call you a cheapskate.

  • Quote from: The Rum Diary

Which Johnny Depp quotes sums up your life right now?


Before you leave, check out Johnny's face as it evolves over time: