Posted by Heather Snowden @heathers
Staff Writer at MP. Lover of bad puns, nostalgic feels and all things Winona.
Heather Snowden

Scrolling through the Netflix homepage might look like a who's-who of nostalgia-inducing throwbacks and action-packed dramas, but a deeper delve into the hallowed streaming site unearths a cesspit of hidden filth. Amid your Gilmore Girls, Archer and Better Call Saul reruns lie the following 14 adult movies that are so hot they're essentially sugar-wrapped soft porn.

So, for your viewing pleasure, below you'll find a round up of their cast and narratives alongside the trailers to really get you in that Netflix and chill mood.

Check out these hot, dirty & sexy (almost porn) movies on Netflix.

1. Strictly Sexual

Strictly Sexual
Strictly Sexual
  • Year: 2008
  • Genre: Drama/Romance/Comedy
  • Starring: Amber Benson, Johann Urb, Kristen Kerr

What's it about? Two successful and relationship-tired women lock a couple of guys in their swimming pool cabana, keeping them happy with an endless supply of beer and food, strictly in return for — yup, you guessed it — sex. Bit of a rapey premise but hey, what you gonna do?

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Fun Fact: This adult movie somehow spawned a spin-off TV series called Strictly Sexual: The Series, which isn't available on Netflix but depending on how many of you flock instantly to its counterpart, it soon could be.

2. Hooking Up

Hooking Up
Hooking Up
  • Year: 2009
  • Genre: Comedy/Drama
  • Starring: Corey Feldman, Brian O'Halloran, Bronson Pinchot

What's it about? Rich college boys getting it on with rich high school girls — hopefully all above the age of consent — and teaching them about casual sex. The movie is low budget and pretty (read: very) awful, which you can probably tell from the trailer, but don't let me be the judge of where you get your kicks.

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3. A Perfect Ending

  • Year: 2012
  • Genre: Drama/Romance
  • Starring: Barbara Niven, Bryan Mordechai Jackson, Jessica Clark

What's it about? A woman in an unhappy heterosexual marriage turns to a female escort named Paris for enlightenment. Described as a "uniquely erotic journey" yet with a synopsis stating, "Sometimes a perfect ending is not what you expect it to be," something tells me there's little unique about this creation.

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4. 10 Rules For Sleeping Around

10 Rules for Sleeping Around
10 Rules for Sleeping Around
  • Year: 2013
  • Genre: Comedy/Romance
  • Starring: Tammin Sursok, Virginia Williams, Chris Marquette, Jesse Bradford

What's it about? A couple have developed this tick list comprising 10 rules they must abide by in order to keep their open relationship happy and healthy, and they share their saucy rulebook with their almost-married best friends, just before they tie the knot.

There's also a scene involving a dog licking a guy's naked balls and ass while crouched behind a bush, so there's that to look forward to.

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5. Sex And Lucia (Lucía Y El Sexo)

  • Year: 2001
  • Genre: Drama/Romance
  • Starring: Paz Vega, Tristán Ulloa, Najwa Nimri

What's it about? An erotic Spanish language movie following an author whose life — and sexual fantasies — become wrapped up with others' on a secluded Mediterranean island. Unfortunately though, most of the movie's more explicit scenes involve doubles rather than the main actors, so that might be a bit of a bummer depending on how much you're lusting after Vega et al.

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6. Room In Rome (Habitación En Roma)

  • Year: 2010
  • Genre: Drama/Romance
  • Starring: Elena Anaya, Natasha Yarovenko, Enrico Lo Verso

What's it about? This super sexy Italian number centers around a passionate affair between two female tourists who've just met each other. Most of the movie takes place within a hotel room, though don't think for a minute that means this will be a dull watch — one word: bathtub. It's as hot as these almost-porn movies on Netflix can get, to be honest.

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Fun fact: Five different languages are spoken in Room in Rome — English, Spanish, Russian, Italian and Basque. Perhaps an added bonus for anyone who fetishizes polyglots.

7. Anatomy Of A Love Seen

  • Year: 2014
  • Genre: Drama/Romance
  • Starring: Sharon Hinnendael, Jill Evyn, Constance Brenneman

What's it about? A powerful movie centering on two female porn stars who fall for each other while filming a sex scene. Fast forward six months and, after an intense affair, their bubble bursts, leaving one heartbroken — which makes matters that little bit harder when they're asked to re-shoot the love scene. Awkward! But in a hot way.

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8. Elena Undone

  • Year: 2010
  • Genre: Drama/Romance
  • Starring: Necar Zadegan, Traci Dinwiddie, Gary Weeks

What's it about? The narrative of Elena Undone is your typical soft porn fare — we follow the wife of a pastor as she falls for some "well-known lesbian," and self-flagellation ensues, though not literally. Well, maybe literally. The pastor's wife had never dreamed of getting it on with a woman, yet the allure of the famous lesbian proves too hard to resist.

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9. Antichrist

  • Year: 2009
  • Genre: Drama/Horror
  • Starring: Willem Dafoe, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Storm Acheche Sahlstrøm

What's it about? This one's for the sadomasochists among you. The opening sequence shows Dafoe and Gainsbourg banging in a shower as their toddler launches itself out the bedroom window, and it gets madder from there, really. There's also a super sexy scene where she lops her clit off with a pair of rusty scissors, and another in which she smashes Dafoe's cock in with a wooden log. Phwoar.

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10. My Mistress

  • Year: 2014
  • Genre: Drama/Romance
  • Starring: Emmanuelle Béart, Harrison Gilbertson, Rachael Blake

What's it about? Peeved by unearthing his father's affair, 16-year-old Charlie Boyd seeks solace with the mysterious woman down the street, applying to be her gardner and ending up as her submissive. The way its shot feels a bit Blue Velvet and, unlike 50 Shades of Beige, it gives a little insight into BDSM and finding pleasure in pain.

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11. Blue Is The Warmest Color (La vie d'Adèle - Chapitres 1 et 2)

  • Year: 2013
  • Genre: Drama/Romance
  • Starring: Léa Seydoux, Adèle Exarchopoulos, Salim Kechiouche

What's it about? It's a beautiful, colorful and deeply emotional insight into the complexities of growing up and discovering yourself while in the throws of a passionate relationship. There's a seven minute long sex scene, some ass slapping and some rampant finger-bangin' in a restaurant. Phwoar.

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12. Nymphomaniac: The Extended Director's Cut Volume I & II

  • Year: 2013
  • Genre: Drama
  • Starring: Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgård, Shia LaBeouf

What's it about? A nymphomaniac, basically. And all the joy and pain that goes along with that — from threesomes, S&M and wild masturbation to jealousy, lying and broken relationships. In true Lars Von Trier style, it's not comfortable viewing but bloody hell is it hot.

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And, here are two documentaries as a lil' sexy bonus!

13. Addicted To Sexting

  • Year: 2015
  • Starring: Paul D'Angelo, Mitch Stinson

What's it about? Ever sent a sexy text (or a sext, sorry)? Yeah well, you and half the adult population. This documentary looks into the rise in the social phenomenon and asks a range of folk — from figures in the entertainment bizz to politicians — to share their two cents on the topic.

14. Naked Ambition: An R-Rated Look At An X-Rated Industry

  • Year: 2009
  • Starring: Michael Grecco, Tera Patrick, Evan Seinfeld

What's it about? This one does what it says on the box, really. A celebrity photographer — Michael Grecco, for those familiar — sets out to capture the vibes within the AVN Awards, a convention that applauds the best in American Pornography.


Which are some of your favorite hottest & sexiest movies on Netflix?