ByJack Carr, writer at Creators.co
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Jack Carr

These days, a cup of coffee can feel a little passé. You might want to jazz it up a little — with a caramel drizzle at Starbucks, for instance, or a blowjob from one of the talented robots at a new cafe in Switzerland.

Jezebel reports that orally-fixated businessman Bradley Charvet is planning to open a high-class establishment in Geneva, the capital of French-speaking Switzerland, where customers come, tip and go. The coffee is a little pricey, at $5 for a latte, but the oral sex is a relative bargain at $60 a pop.

Originally, Charvet planned to use real-life human sex workers, but the Swiss government have yet to be convinced by the idea, so the entrepreneur now intends to purchase a number of advanced, "lifelike" sex robots to get the job done instead.

Hot damn. (HBO)
Hot damn. (HBO)

Presumably, the whole experience would be a little like visiting Maeve Millay's brothel in Westworld, except that the robot serving you probably won't look quite as lifelike as Thandie Newton. Just remember: the bigger the tip, the better.

Charvet, who also operates the Swiss "escort service" Facegirl, told Le Matin that he hopes to get approval for the cafe soon, adding "It's complicated."

Would ya?

(Source: Jezebel)