ByChloe Gale, writer at Creators.co
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Let's be honest, when watching a Game Of Thrones it's always a toss-up between what you'll witness first. Will it be swords or pork swords? Tits or torture? You just don't know. The HBO hit never holds back when it comes to sex or violence and they often combined the two, creating some highly disturbing scenes to watch. We've seen our fair share of rape, orgies and romantic love, so let's take a look back at the most NSFW Game Of Thrones sex scenes from one of the most talked about TV shows ever.

Spoilers below, well duh!

1. Lord Baelish And His Sex Tutorial (Season 1, Episode 7)

Little Finger's sex guide for dummies is enough to put anyone off the very act. Poor Ros the Whore (that's her actual title) is giving it all she can, like any good working girl, but all Baelish is doing is creeping around talking about his love for Catelyn. It begs the question how does this man run a successful brothel at all?

2. Sam And Gilly Finally Get It On (Season 5, Episode 7)

Winter may be coming, but Sam definitely came first. In all seriousness though, this is one of the more touching sex scenes within the show. Sam and Gilly's love was mutual and innocent and their sex was just the same. Samwell's "Oh my!" perfectly sums up his new experience as he loses his virginity.

3. Theon And His Unfortunate Threesome (Season 3, Episode 7)

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Poor Theon, thinking he's going to be having the threesomes that end all threesomes and then Ramsey comes along and chops little Theon off. Admittedly, Theon was a womanizing bastard, but he didn't really deserve to lose his pork sausage.

4. Jamie Takes Cersei Up The Tower and Pushes Bran Off It (Season 1, Episode 1)

Game Of Thrones did not f**k around with the very first episode of the show. They gave us incest and attempted child murder and from then on we were hooked. Cersei and Jamie's 'twinsexual' explorations were enough to make you feel awkward just sitting next to your sibling. I suppose they did once share a womb, Jamie might as well explore hers. Vile!

5. Jon Knows Nothing...Except Oral Sex, Apparently ( Season 3, Episode 5)

This scene where Jon breaks his vow of chastity for the wildling Ygritte was something Game Of Thrones's fans had long been waiting to see. The sexy red-head definitely turned Jon's eye and seduced him into "kissing her there" in one of the more romantic sex scenes. Not bad for a first go, Snow, not bad at all.

6. Melisandre and Stannis Create The Shadow Baby (Season 2, Episode 2)

For the love of everything that's good and pure in this world, stop what you're doing Stannis. This red demon witch of a woman is evil and you should not put your genitals in evil things, it never ends well. Melisandre tells Stannis exactly what he needs to hear in order for him to throw her down on the table and create the world's scariest baby.

7. Daenerys Finally Takes Control Of Drogo's Dragon (Season 1, Episode 2)

The Mother of Dragons learns a very important lesson on how to keep control while pleasing her man. The first scene is ever so homoerotic, but it's when Daenerys stands up to Drogo and mounts him like the queen she is that we all cried out and began to realize she is a force to be reckoned with. Extra points for Drogo's bum shot too.

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8. Sansa's Hideous Rape Scene (Season 5, Episode 6)

No, no, no, NO, HBO. What are you doing, we will never be ok with this scene. Since the death of her father, Sansa has had a truly awful time. The thought of Ramsay Bolton makes my skin crawl. This scene caused a huge uproar with the fans as it never appeared in the books, yet producers decided it was key to the character's progression. There's no denying that rape runs deep through the heart of the show, but this one was particularly difficult to watch.

9. Robb And Talisa (Season 2, Episode 8)

Watching this scene back was a tad heartbreaking knowing that this would be the last time they would be together. Kudos to Robb doing the nasty right then and there on the floor though, even if he did have to do the awkward trouser waddle over to her. Plus, Talisa showed us all that sometimes a Stark is just too irresistible.

10. Tyrion Truly Is The God Of Tits And Wine (Season 1, Episode 1)

Ok, so yes, I could have chosen Tyrion with Shae and all their soppy loving nonsense, but I didn't, so sue me. Tyrion's fumble in the sheets with everyone's favorite whore, Ros is highly entertaining especially when you thrown in a few more prostitutes for good measure. The small but mighty man shows off his wit and stamina in this scene wonderfully and we love him for it.

11. Margaery Secures The Crown With Her Very Own 'Pussy' (Season 5, Episode 3)

Poor innocent Tommen had no chance against this man-eater of a woman. Margaery's use of the cat to seduce the virgin King is beyond strange to watch. The cheeky madame gets him so excited and leaves him alone in the dark, what an absolute tease. Although, she definitely makes it for it on their wedding night.

12. Oberyn And The Free For All (Season 4, Episode 3)

Oberyn was never one to follow society's rules. This bi-sexual orgy shows that he finds pleasure in "sins of the flesh" regardless of who it belongs to. Plus I really love the exotic hunk's sexy message to us before we all get old: "f**k your your fill before that day". You can't argue with that really, can you?

13. Yara Greyjoy Showing Theon What He's Missing (Season 6, Episode 7)

Wait, perhaps Yara is the Goddess of tits and wine? The Iron Islander's sexuality upset a few viewers, but others celebrated her apparently lesbianism. Yara's teasing of Theon was a tad mean considering he is sans willy, but it might make up for the fact he tried to finger he once?

Each and every season, Game Of Thrones has undoubtedly got our blood boiling and our loins tingling. I proudly salute all those involved in creating such steamy scenes without cracking up and I can't help but wonder what will be in store next season to delight us so?

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