Posted by Jonathan J Moya @JJMoya1955
Movie loving owner of a fashion boutique.
Jonathan J Moya

McDonald's should do a hysteria menu full of the edible versions of the things that have been reportedly found in their food products: maggots, roaches, rats, teeth, wire brushes, syringes, nails, deep fried chicken heads, pink slime, and chewed gum. They can partner with Universal Studios and sell them during the resort's frighteningly popular Halloween Horror Nights.

To be fair, most of these strange claims have either been debunked or quietly settled out of court. Only one ever went to court and a jury trial. A Dallas Cowboys football coach did get a $1.6 million jury verdict for the 6" rat found in his salad.

These McDoom meals could even generate a scary version of their McDonald's Happy Meals for their littlest McNuggets fans and would come complete with their own horrible toys.

Well, until that happens the mind of digital artist Newton Clements has to fill in the void. He came up with 27 horror movie Happy Meal box designs complete with their own McTerrible play things. They range from Silent Classics (Phantom of the Opera), Universal Monsters (The Wolfman, Creature from the Black Lagoon), to the latest TV horror and fantasy craze (Stranger Things, American Horror Story).

What he did not do is come up with their own horrible and individualized food contents. I leave that for you to create, dear reader — let me know your menu item ideas in the comments sections.

1. 31

31
31

2. American Horror Story

 American Horror Story
American Horror Story

3. Ash Vs Evil Dead

Ash vs Evil Dead
Ash vs Evil Dead

4. Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice

5. Bride Of Chucky

Bride of Chucky
Bride of Chucky

6. Child's Play

Child's Play
Child's Play

7. Critters

Critters
Critters

8. Day Of The Dead

Day of the Dead
Day of the Dead

9. Eraserhead

Eraserhead
Eraserhead

10. Hellevator

Hellevator
Hellevator

11. Interview With The Vampire

Interview with the Vampire
Interview with the Vampire

12. It

It
It

13. Misery

Misery
Misery

14. Phantom Of The Opera

 Phantom of the Opera
Phantom of the Opera

15. Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

Resident Evil:  The Final Chapter
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

16. Silent Hill

Silent Hill
Silent Hill

17. Sleepaway Camp

Sleepaway Camp
Sleepaway Camp

18. Stranger Things

Stranger Things
Stranger Things

19. The Blair Witch Project

The Blair Witch Project
The Blair Witch Project

20. The Conjuring

 The Conjuring
The Conjuring

21. The Creature From The Black Lagoon

The Creature from the Black Lagoon
The Creature from the Black Lagoon

22. The Devil's Rejects

The Devil's Rejects
The Devil's Rejects

23. The Exorcist

The Exorcist
The Exorcist

24. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

25. The Thing

 The Thing
The Thing

26. The Wolfman

The Wolfman
The Wolfman

27. The X Files

 The X Files
The X Files

Hopefully whatever comes in these Happy Meals doesn't upset anyone's stomach and cause gratuitious projectile vomit:

Let me know your favorite Happy Meal design in the comments section.