McDonald's should do a hysteria menu full of the edible versions of the things that have been reportedly found in their food products: maggots, roaches, rats, teeth, wire brushes, syringes, nails, deep fried chicken heads, pink slime, and chewed gum. They can partner with Universal Studios and sell them during the resort's frighteningly popular Halloween Horror Nights.
To be fair, most of these strange claims have either been debunked or quietly settled out of court. Only one ever went to court and a jury trial. A Dallas Cowboys football coach did get a $1.6 million jury verdict for the 6" rat found in his salad.
These McDoom meals could even generate a scary version of their McDonald's Happy Meals for their littlest McNuggets fans and would come complete with their own horrible toys.
Well, until that happens the mind of digital artist Newton Clements has to fill in the void. He came up with 27 horror movie Happy Meal box designs complete with their own McTerrible play things. They range from Silent Classics (Phantom of the Opera), Universal Monsters (The Wolfman, Creature from the Black Lagoon), to the latest TV horror and fantasy craze (Stranger Things, American Horror Story).
What he did not do is come up with their own horrible and individualized food contents. I leave that for you to create, dear reader — let me know your menu item ideas in the comments sections.
2. American Horror Story
3. Ash Vs Evil Dead
5. Bride Of Chucky
6. Child's Play
8. Day Of The Dead
11. Interview With The Vampire
14. Phantom Of The Opera
15. Resident Evil: The Final Chapter
16. Silent Hill
17. Sleepaway Camp
18. Stranger Things
19. The Blair Witch Project
20. The Conjuring
21. The Creature From The Black Lagoon
22. The Devil's Rejects
23. The Exorcist
24. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
25. The Thing
26. The Wolfman
27. The X Files
Hopefully whatever comes in these Happy Meals doesn't upset anyone's stomach and cause gratuitious projectile vomit:
Let me know your favorite Happy Meal design in the comments section.