ByTom Chapman, writer at Creators.co
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Everybody teen boy does it, but the last thing you want revealed is that you've been enjoying a solo hand party at the wholesome family computer. Welcome to the crazy sex-mad world of Joe Jonas, continuing his expose on living life to the max after the colorful world of being a Disney kid!

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Image: Disney-ABC Domestic Television
Image: Disney-ABC Domestic Television

It can't have been easy having a pastor for a father and constantly living under the media spotlight, but now that Joe Jonas has ditched his purity ring, he is making up for lost time. Stripping off for saucy shower shoots, revealing his porn habits, and even sharing details on his manhood length (apparently he is the most well endowed of the brothers), is there any stopping the singing sex idol?

After years of not being able to talk about the topic, the 27-year-old has plenty to say now, spilling like a church confessional. While promoting his risqué new image, Jonas recently revealed that he lost his v-card to (then) girlfriend Ashley Greene at the age of 20, and in an interview with Notion Magazine he revealed every teen boy's nightmare — your Dad finds you watching porn:

"'I would use my address to log into the websites, and I did this for seven days straight. A month later — and by the way, my dad was a pastor at the time — for a week or two straight there was a postcard with a naked woman on it saying ‘Come join us again Joe’ or ‘We really miss you’ or ‘You naughty boy, come visit us again.'"

We have all received the odd smutty postcard from a loved one on holiday, but that is a whole different ball game. We can bet that wasn't mentioned in the next sermon!

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During the magazine's 74th issue he also discussed the scandal that other Disney protege Vanessa Hudgens was involved in, you know, those saucy snaps we never mention anymore:

"We were working with Disney in 2007 when the Vanessa Hudgens nude-photo scandal happened. We’d hear execs talking about it, and they would tell us that they were so proud of us for not making the same mistakes, which made us feel like we couldn’t ever mess up … we put incredible pressure on ourselves, the kind of pressure that no teenager should be under.”

Now that the Disney bubble has burst, and Joe can enjoy his cake by the ocean, how does he feel about his strict upbringing?:

"I wouldn't wish it upon anybody, [but] it molded me to where I am today. At the same time, it's tough to say that it's a bad thing because I feel pretty open, and there's not much I won't talk about [now], you know? There is a lot of obsession over secrecy in this day and age, and you're a kid living in a grown up's world," the singer says. "I definitely feel for a lot of young artists going through a lot of similar things."

By the looks of it, secrecy is the last thing on the middle Jonas's mind these days. We aren't complaining though - keep spilling the juice Joe, just maybe remember to delete your browsing history after.

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