Obviously, Robert Pattinson is not the target audience of the Twilight series, being a grown chap rather than a teenage girl. However, it's clear from this genius supercut of his public Twilight hatred that Pattinson has gone beyond a mild dislike of the blockbuster vampire series into a white-hot disdain that even the most die-hard of Twilight detractors can't even begin to touch. It's three minutes of Robert Pattinson hilariously reminding us that he hates Twilight more than you or I ever could.
A quick round up of the best bits then:
['Twilight'] seemed like a book that wasn't supposed to be published.
When you read the book, it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that.
On Stephenie Meyer:
I was just convinced that this woman is mad, she's completely mad, and she's in love with her own fictional creation.
On Edward Cullen:
He's the most ridiculous person...the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy...Plus, he's a 108 year-old virgin so he's obviously got some issues there.
On the birth of Renesmee:
NEXT BIG STORY...
Woo! HARRY and LLOYD are back!