8 of the FUNNIEST jokes from the Golden Globes

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Hosts of the golden Globes, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, are no strangers to ridiculing celebrity victims at the Golden Globe awards. This year no-one was spared from the duos hilarious gags; from insulting Leonardo DiCaprio's sex life to calling Tom Hanks, Tam Honks all night, the terrible two were on TOP form!

Let me know which was your favorite in the comment box below, and share if you think Tina Fey and Amy Poehler rule comedy!

1)

Tina: "Gravity is nominated for Best Film. It's the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then to spend one more minute with a woman his own age."

2)

Tina: "Our friend Julia Louis-Dreyfus has two nominations tonight! One for Veep and her first film nomination, for Enough Said."
Amy: "Interestingly, Julia has chosen to sit in the film section tonight."
Both: "Hi, Julia! Hi Julia! You know us from TV."
Amy: "Gosh, she has really changed."
Tina: "She's gross."

3)

Tina: "Amy Poehler is nominated for her work on Parks and Recreation."
Amy: "I believe Amy is here tonight. Can we get a shot of her?"
Tina: "She looks fantastic!"
Amy: "She looks amazing! Wow, radiance! It is hard to believe she's a 42-year-old mother of two!"

4)

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Tina: "Matthew McConaughey did amazing work this year. For his role in Dallas Buyers Club, he lost 45 pounds. Or what actresses call being in a movie."

5)

Amy (multiple times throughout the night): TAM HONKS

6)

Amy: "Masters of Sex is the degree I got from Boston College..."
Tina: "... and The Blacklist is who is invited to my room tonight. I'm talking to you Somali pirates. I am de captain nowh."

7)

Amy: "Woody Allen is the recipient of this year's Cecil B. DeMille Award, just a few years after Martin Scorsese won it. I assume the award is for tiniest man who wears glasses."

8)

Tina: "And now, like a supermodel's vagina, let's all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio."

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