Worst Banned Horror Ever? I Watched Human Centipede II, So You Don't Have To

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I watch a lot of completely disgusting movies. Like, A LOT. But every so often, I find one that even I have a bit of trouble with.

Human Centipede II is one of those movies. It was BANNED in several countries - but do you agree with it being banned?

For the record, Human Centipede II is so truly vile, so absurdly depraved, that it made me physically retch. Here's how...

This is Martin. He is a fat, mentally-impaired pervert.

He is OBSESSED with The Human Centipede. A Human Centipedophile, if you will.

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Martin is a guard at a carpark, but he's not very good at his job.

This is because he tends to bash the facility's patrons over the head with a crowbar, or while away the hours jacking off over Human Centipede 1.

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He kills his mom and an angry neighbor.

Sometimes he has flashbacks to his Dad abusing him as a kid, too.

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He somehow kidnaps 12 people.

None of these people are smart enough to escape, despite being undrugged and alone for long periods of time.

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Martin attempts to create a 12 person long Human Centipede.

Remember how the guy in the first movie was, at least, a Doctor? Yeah. Not this guy. A few of 'em die along the way.

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After teeth removal, staples and duct tape, the Centipede is ready.

So gross. So much gross.

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Disappointed they're not pooping yet, he injects them with laxatives.

Ah, that did the trick.

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Now the Centipede has vacated its bowels, Martin has other ideas.

Martin wraps barbed wire round his wang then shags the Centipede's back end. It is very horrible.

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Somehow, some segments of Centipede escape.

Disfigured, bleeding and confused, most of them die.

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Instead of doing something sensible like escaping, one girl wastes her strength...

...cramming a real centipede up Martin's butt. It is pretty funny though.

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The only survivor - a pregnant lady - escapes, but gives birth in the car!

She squishes the baby with her shoe while escaping - a disgusting end to a disgusting film.

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Thoughts? Sound off in the comments below!

Rumor has it that the Human Centipede in Human Centipede III is gonna be 500 victims long...watch this space, sickos.

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