We're only halfway through 2016, but Chris Evans has already had a better year than 99% of the population. The actor's starring role in Captain America: Civil War helped catapult the movie past a billion dollars at the box office, breaking records everywhere while receiving heaps of critical acclaim too.
Chris Evans turns 35 today, so what better way is there to celebrate the Star Spangled Avenger's birthday then take a look back through his best movies, analysing the socio-economic implications of his performances through — Oh, who are we kidding? You all read the title already. We know exactly why you're here.
Without further ado, sit back and enjoy 12 of Chris Evans's hottest movie roles.
1. Not Another Teen Movie (2001)
Whipped cream has never looked so good.
2. Cellular (2004)
Maybe this film would have performed better if shirtless Chris Evans had been used on the poster.
3. Fantastic Four (2005)
Chris Evans has literally never been hotter.
4. Fantastic Four 2 (2007)
Wait, we take that back.
5. Push (2009)
Turns out that Evans looks pretty great with clothes on too.
6. The Losers (2010)
Not even ugly glasses and questionable facial hair can detract from his hotness.
7. Puncture (2011)
Is that a zipper tattoo trailing down his spine? Hot nonetheless.
8. What's Your Number (2011)
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Good, because we have plenty more where those came from.
The comedy What's Your Number truly was a gift to us all back in 2011.
9. Captain America: First Avenger (2011)
Peggy Carter is every single one of us in this scene.
Is this the actual movie or an impressive porn parody?
10. Captain America: Winter Soldier (2014)
It really doesn't matter if you like superhero movies or not by this point.
11. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Arms for days.
12. Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Those are real arms. No, really. We kid you not. Here's the workout Evans does if you don't believe us.
BONUS: Gucci Campaign
We're not even going to pretend it's about movies anymore.
The next time we'll see Chris Evans on screen is in his upcoming drama Gifted, followed by Avengers: Infinity War and maybe even a cameo in Spider-Man: Homecoming. *Instantly books front-row tickets*
What is Chris Evans's hottest moment?
We'll let you caption this pic.