ByKarly Rayner, writer at Creators.co
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Karly Rayner

Now all of those creepsters who write erotic fan fiction about the Jonas brothers have some more material to go wild with. Joe Jonas has followed in his younger sibling Nick's esteemed footsteps and gotten talkative about his trouser snake.

In an interview with Andy Cohen in Watch What Happens Live, Joe Jonas slipped into the same hot seat as his brother Nick did just weeks before and the cheeky chat show host didn't hesitate to have a rummage *ahem* downstairs.

Joe gives no fucks.
Joe gives no fucks.

While Nick Jonas declined to answer the invasive cock query, his big bro Joe wasn't quite as modest and he replied:

"You know, these were Nick’s words, not mine, but he said he was going to say me, so I'll say me.”

If ever there was a sentence that deserves to be reincarnated as a living, breathing winky face, it's definitely that one! Check out the whole interview for yourself below:

While Joe's answer was tongue-in-cheek, Demi Lovato does seem to have some anecdotal evidence that suggest he is at least beating Nick in the nob game. Take it away, Demi!

It seems like those innocent Camp Rock days happened a long, long time ago, right?

While we are on the subject of Jonas brothers smut, I figured that sharing's caring, so here is the best of the worst of the erotic fan fic I somehow collided with while researching this article. You're welcome!

Is It Too Late Now To Say I'm Sorry?

Synopsis: Ever wanted to see the Jonas brothers sexually humiliate Justin Bieber? No, me neither, but my eyes can't unsee it. In this romantic tale, the Jonas bros are pissed that the Biebs isn't treating Selena right, so they make him their erotic plaything as punishment. Chivalry at its best, right?

Quote:

Justin was scared about were this was going but wanted to play along hoping the brothers would stop soon and let him go. He pulled Nick’s jeans down to his thick meaty thighs to get better access. Curling his fingers around the waist band of Nick’s form fitting black boxers

Full story HERE.

Jincest

Nick realises there are 100s more stories where this came from
Nick realises there are 100s more stories where this came from

Synopsis: Just like all brothers, the Jonas brothers love some good old fashioned horseplay. Unlike most brothers they get, ummmmm, let's say a bit carried away.

Quote:

"Nick, let's go up to my room if we're going to do this," said Joe "I'm really into you Nick, I'm in love with you, more than a brother," said Joe with his eyes closed.

May I just add, that there were no less than 68 stories about the Jonas brothers boning each other. I just can't.

Full story HERE.

What Purity Pledge?

This GIF has never had more relevant usage
This GIF has never had more relevant usage

Synopsis: The younger Jonas bros have to attend Kevin's boring AF wedding, so they do what any sibling pair would do in similar circumstances. Get wasted and slam each other, duh.

Quote:

"But Joe, we're waiting until we're married. And we're brothers. And we're not gay!"

Read the full story HERE.

I think that's just about enough of that for now, don't you? Here's a nice palette cleanser for those of sensitive stomach.

Ever found some truly scarring Jonas brothers fan fic? Share the horror below.

Sry, Kevin
Sry, Kevin

(Source: MTV)