Ralph Fiennes has managed to terrify like three generations, he scared your parents in Schindlers List (as a Nazi no less), he scared your older brother in Red Dragon (as a killer no less) and now he's just finished scaring you as the embodiment of evil and snakes everywhere: Lord Voldemort.
Needless to say, he plays a scary villain. He's also a cracking actor too. Delivering stand out performances in films like The English Patient and most recently his directorial debut Coriolanus. So Ralph (pronounced Rafe) Fiennes (pronounced Fines) has a lot going for him, which makes it all the more awful to present this video to you.
I mean it's all fine and dandy when a talentless fool humilates himself on TV for a bit of promotion but Ralph… I know you want to promote your movie and all but what about Letterman? What about Kimmel? For god's sake Ralph, what about Leno? Anything but this Ralph… anything but Bravo.
This is truly painful viewing (but also kind of pretty amazingly funny too, like the british Office) because Ralph is just so damn good! Ralph is shown the cover of a Harry Potter porno tape (cringe) dressed in pyjamas (sick) and asked to read from some horrifying HP fan fiction. And he reads the shit out of it! It's chilling stuff, and must be seen to be believed.
I can't shake the feeling that Ralph is tricking us all into thinking that he's just a simple actor guy when in actual fact he is a terrifying dark lord with a thirst for blood! After all, why else would he do this? Why Ralph why?!