ByJancy Richardson, writer at Creators.co
To avoid fainting, keep repeating 'It's only a movie...It's only a movie...'
Jancy Richardson

Today, the mighty David Bowie turns 67! And what better way to celebrate his illustrious career than with a look at his star turn as Jareth, the Goblin King from Labyrinth?

Labyrinth is not just a movie. Labyrinth is a look, a love, a lifestyle. Drink in the epic hair action from your beloved Jareth. Happy Birthday, Bowie!

1. Windswept & Interesting hair.

David Bowie has always reminded me of a babe. A smokin' hot babe!


2. The single fluttering lock.

Of course you want it.


3. WOW hair!

The power of hairdo! Who do? You do!


4. The eerily still barnet.

The globe moves, the hair remains still as well-water.


5. Holding out for a hero hair.

Bonnie Tyler is seething with jealousy over Jareth's power mullet.


6. Plaintive romantic request hair

And who am I to refuse the Goblin King?


7. Tina Turner Showmanship hair

Cuz it ain't over 'til the Goblin King sings...


8. Don't be sad, your hair's so pretty!

In major Geek news, The Goblin King looks like Zidane from Final Fantasy IX.


9. Just the best hair ever.

Only every other insignificant hairdo in the world, Jareth.


10. Actually, the best hair ever, you'll never see.

No Hoggle, no crotch for you!


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