ByJancy Richardson, writer at
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Jancy Richardson

Happy Birthday, Taylor Lautner! It's time to celebrate the man, the muscle, the mmmmmm-so-beautiful Jacobness!

I will never forgive Bella for picking Edward over Jacob. I mean, sure, true love, once-in-a-lifetime etc. BUT! There are so many reasons why Jacob is SO GREAT!

1. His breathtaking athleticism. Also, wolves are cool!

2. He is so cute when he's angry.

3. He can slow-dance like an old-timey Gent.

4. He even looks adorbs with that long Legolas hair.

5. He's sweet and sensitive, not emotionally repressed like Edward.

6. He ain't afraid to fight for your honor.

7. He's just so bashful! I bet old ladies pinch his cheeks constantly.

8. His eyebrows speak a thousand words.

9. He. Has. A. BIKE!

10. His body in the rain is like a beautiful poem.

Share if you were and always will be Team Jacob!


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