If you've read any part of EL James' Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy, there's a strong chance that you've thought, "I need a bottle of wine because I'm actually reading this." Well, James has heard your request and is answering prayers by expanding her empire to 50 Shades-themed wines.
Deadline is reporting that the bottles - called red satin and white silk - will cost $18 a bottle. James says that the line is a "natural extension" of her trilogy. Keep in mind that James made $95 million between 2012 and 2013, so there's a chance that this wine could take off in a Bethenny Frankel sort of way.
Drink responsibly. The shackles of alcoholism and first hand humiliation of buying bottles of red satin and white silk are worse than the whips-and-chains dynamic between Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey.
Let's celebrate the smooth body of these refreshing glasses of wine by looking at hot GIFs of the movie counterparts of Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele, shall we?
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