Pretty soon we get to watch Guy Pierce lay down some basic survival to Robert Pattinson in the not-so-post apocalyptic, gangster-ridden Australian terrain of The Rover. But until then, let's review what we've already learned from the Guy Peace School of Badassery:
Lesson 1: Permanent memory loss is NO EXCUSE for forgetting things.
Two words: PERMANENT. INK.
Lesson 2: If your girl gets killed, don't mourn - FIX IT.
Build a time machine and set things straight.
Lesson 3: Get a gun, and get ready to pull its trigger. At anyone.
Even your brother.
Lesson 4: If you want power, ditch your dignity and learn to BULLY.
Know the insecurities of whoever's next in line and use them to your advantage. Viciously.
Lesson 5: Big muscles make big attitude.
So get both. And USE them.
Lesson 6: You CAN beat time.
Just have a chat with your maker.
Lesson 7: NO ONE beats fire breath. So get some.
Not even billionaires with fancy metal suits.