Everyone loves Harry Potter. I love Harry Potter to a pretty full-on level, but even I can't believe the lengths some people have gone to in the name of keeping the Wizarding World alive. Whatever floats your broomstick, I guess...
1) Tattooed Potter Fans
It's one thing to love Harry Potter, it's quite another to have the characters etched indelibly on your skin. Really, guys.
2) Comic-Con Rage Potter Fan
Unnamed man at Comic-Con is so angry at suspected queue-jumper, he stabs fellow Potter fan in the eye with a pen. WHAT.
3) Wizard Rock
'Wizard Rock' by the Boyz Who Lived, because dedicating your life to Potter-themed music is normal, apparently. Other fabbo Wizarding bands include Oliver Boyd & the Remembralls, The Moaning Myrtles and The Remus Lupins.
4) The Real Life Quidditch League
Despite lacking bludgers, snitches and, y'know, magical broomsticks, this is an actual thing. Can't blame people for trying.
5) Slash Fic
Slash Fic is fan-written fiction that is highly sexualized. There's a reason that J.K. Rowling didn't write lengthy sex scenes about, say, Hagrid and Dobby: it's weird and terrifying. Bet you can't watch read this Potter Erotica without laughing.
6) Adorable/Creepy Fangirl strokes Potter eyebrows
How to freak out your partner: copy this girl's mannerisms. I mean, Kana is a sweet girl, but 'Touch OK?' has to be one of the funniest things to breathe in someone's ear.
7) Will the real Lucius Malfoy please stand up?
Creepy guy changes his name to Lucius Malfoy, then mails adoption papers to the movie Draco Malfoy (). Some people need to get out more.
8) This guy's pretentious fake British accent will make you cry.
Maybe he's the world's number one Potter fan. More likely, he's the world's number one irritating lunatic. Just sayin'.
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