ByJancy Richardson, writer at
To avoid fainting, keep repeating 'It's only a movie...It's only a movie...'
Jancy Richardson

is the hottest girl on the planet right now. She's that amazing combination of hot AND pretty. She owns a .357 Magnum. She drives a 1968 Ford Mustang. What could make a hot chick hotter? Oh yeah, she rides a fracking muscle car. Oh, and she bangs chicks. And . 'Bisexual' - was there ever a sweeter phrase to be linked with a foxy-as-hell celebrity babe? Here's some pictures already.

Grandpa Cowboy: 'So...what exactly do you look for in a guy? A fine bristling grey soup-strainer?' Amber Heard: 'Thanks for the offer, Pops, but I generally prefer chicks.' Ah ha ha ha I LOVE HER.

Granpa Cowboy: 'I guess Tasya Van Ree could be interpreted as slightly more appealing than an old timer like me, though I'm loath to admit it.' Amber Heard: 'Just keep walking, Lone Ranger. Hands where I can see 'em.'

Let's chuck in a bikini shot from the remake of The Stepfather, just for luck, eh?

And some classy black and white ones, 'cause I'm a dead classy girl. Dead posh. Her ex-gf took them, FYI. Then they rolled around on the floor of her studio, probably.

The lovely pics of Amber in the nude color skirt (unfortunately, not just plain nude) are from Hollywood Tuna.



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