If you've ever seen Jackass, then you've noticed something about the guys involved: They have no limits. Some of the most disgusting things you can imagine, they've done it. Ones that instantly come to mind thanks to the permanent scars they left on my brain are the "Poo-canoe", "Toy Car Butt X-ray" and "Poo Cocktail Supreme." Yes, they're as disgusting as they sound, so I beg you, if you don't want to stop eating for a week, don't Google them.
Anyway, with all of these displays of, frankly, a complete lack of self-preservation instinct, one wonders, is there anything that could gross even the Jackass guys out? Well, turns out the answer's "yes." Speaking to Jenkem magazine, Bam Margera shared the story of the grossest thing a fan ever did:
"I did one signing where I ate somethin’ with a bunch of tomatoes in it right before. We did the signing and I was sipping on Coronas. I guess I drank too much and I threw up this mix of Corona and tomatoes. Right afterwards this fucking hot chick jumped out of the line and sucked it all up. It wasn’t a Jackass stunt, it was like, 'I want Bam’s throw up in my body!' It was fucking weird. That was the gnarliest thing, and she was cute too and that was more mind boggling. She sucked up my throw up not as a dare, she just did it because she wanted it inside of her."
Holy Jesus... I mean, what could I possibly say about that? Margera has been part of a crew of which most stunts involve some type of body fluid, so him being shocked by that gives us a pretty good idea of how mind-scarring the event was. After all, if reading about was disturbing, I can't possibly imagine what it was like to witness it, and for the sake of my well-being, I'm not going to.
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I suppose this is a great example of the lengths some people are willing to go to attract the attention of a celebrity.
What did you think of Margera's story? What's your favorite Jackass stunt? Let me know in the comments!