ByKarly Rayner, writer at
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Karly Rayner

Ah Taylor Momsen! My teenage goth heart feels a kindred bond with you and your ridiculous raccoon eyes. I am so glad this foxy little damsel of darkness is still rocking her music career and even more glad about her stripping bare for the promotional art work.

Momsen might want to be a demonic mistress of the shadows but, there is no denying that is a truly angelic ass. Pale yet peachy with beauteous back dimples as the cherry on the metaphorical cake, surely almost unbeatable?

What do you reckon those blissful buttocks would feel like? I am going with a slightly deflated beach ball draped in a silk stocking!

(Source: Drunken Stepfather)


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