If you watched Netflix's new fashionista comedy series Girlboss, then you've no doubt been trawling eBay for sweet vintage threads and considering getting bangs so you can be just as badass as original #Girlboss Sophia or her sassy BFF Annie. But if you're going to don those sky-high Jeffrey Campbells and rock a denim onesie like it ain't no thing, you're definitely going to need the vocabulary to match.
Luckily, Girlboss is absolutely rife with classic one-liners and unforgettable snarky dialogue. Check out the very best Girlboss quotes and get ready to fill up that swear jar, because things are about to get profane:
Annie & Sophia: "Love you in case I die!"
19. You Just Got Played
Sophia: "This is an original 1970s East West calfskin motorcycle jacket in perfect condition. Know what your shit's worth, 'cause you just got played. Bam, son!"
18. Lionel Totally Gives Us Life
Lionel: "Damn, you just ripped yourself a new taint. You okay? Well, unless you want the HPV, better close them damn legs, girl. That shit is everywhere. It's in the walls."
17. Hernia, Or Secret Spider Nest?
Annie: "I'm gonna love you no matter what. Even if one day a thousand dead spiders trickle right out of your vag."
16. Annie Dreading Her Date With Dax
Annie: "But can you remind us to come back to the rollerblading thing? He's gonna be in shorts, and you know how weird I am about men and their knees."
15. Ah, The Glamour Of Selling Vintage
Sophia: "I just spent the last two hours going through all your shitty old clothes.
Salesgirl: What do you think vintage is? A nice way of saying 'shitty old clothes.'"
14. Sophia Flexes Her Infamous Vocabulary
Mobias: "You bratty little C-word!"
Sophia: "You mean 'cunt.'"
13. That's One Way To Get Out Of Being Arrested
Sophia: "I'm so sick of being profiled all because I kind of look Indonesian!"
Security guard: "You're the whitest girl on this block."
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12. Sophia's Swear Jar Be Overflowing
Sophia: "Fuck me in the dick."
Security guard: "Young women should not talk like that."
Sophia: "What age would be appropriate to say 'fuck me in the dick'?"
11. Hobo Or Hipster?
Rick: "You'd think it'd be easy to tell the difference between a homeless guy and an art student. It's not."
10. That Traumatic Episode Of 'The O.C.'
Dax: "What's wrong with Melissa?"
Annie: "It's Marissa. If you wanna live to see another Chrismukkah, shut your pretty mouth."
9. Heard You Were Talking Shit?
Sophia: "I have no idea what she just said, but I'm 100 percent sure she just called me a piece of shit."
8. Sophia Attempts To Seduce Her Hot Doctor After Surgery
Sophia: "Bonjour! You're hot. I love you."
7. She Only Eats It Six Nights A Week!
Sophia: "Hey, you want some bow-tie pasta? I like mine with butter."
Gail: "That's what a child eats."
6. Not Exactly Pool-Ready
Sophia: "I don't have a swimsuit. What am I, a Kennedy?"
5. Them Period Feels
Sophia: "Is it the seventh of the month? 'Cause I am cramped back here."
4. Like A #Girlboss
Sophia: "I am a girl. And that shouldn't be a bad thing. Girls are collaborative, empathetic, hard workers. Girls are great!"
Sophia: "First off, it's Nasty Gal. Second, this message board should be called David Lynch's 'Elephant Man', because it's full of freaks and sad as fuck."
2. Because For Annie, It's Always About Britney
Sophia: "We need to tell everyone on the planet that on April 4th 2008, Nasty Gal is back."
Annie: "Why April 4th? Because it's Jamie Lynn Spears' birthday?"
1. Wait, There's More Than Six Drugs?
Kaavi: "A U.K. medical journal showed that out of 20 drugs, alcohol was the most harmful."
Annie: "What are you talking about? There's only, like, six drugs. Pot, cocaine, acid and like... three more."
What's your favorite Girlboss quote?