ByGenevieve Van Voorhis, writer at Creators.co
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Genevieve Van Voorhis

Attention regulation hotties: It's always a great time to use a quote. If you've just seen the movie for the first time (what are you, a martian?) or your arsenal of grool one-liners is running low, don't worry. Here are 20 of the best Mean Girls quotes to use while you're living your fetchest life.

And since it's literally impossible to pick just 20, you might find a few bonus Mean Girls quotes tucked in there, too. You're welcome, you grotsky little byotch.

Without further ado...

The Best 'Mean Girls' Quotes, Like, Ever

20. I don't hate you cuz yo' fat... yo' fat cuz I hate you! - Jessica Lopez

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19. There's a 30% chance that it's already raining! - Karen

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18. I gave him everything... I was half a virgin when I met him! - Regina

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17. It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something! - Cady

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16. Get in loser, we're going shopping. - Regina

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15. She doesn’t even go here! - Damien

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14. Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George? - Ms. Norbury

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13. It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain... Well, they can tell when it's raining. - Karen

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12. Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin, 'cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina! - Bethany Byrd

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11. That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets. - Damien

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10. At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia... and die. - Couch Carr

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9. I love her. She's like a Martian! - Regina

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8. Glen Coco? Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco... and none for Gretchen Wieners, bye. - Damien

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7. Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism. - Gretchen

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6. Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries. - Regina

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5. Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. - Cady

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4. God! I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big *lesbian* crush on you! Suck on *that*! - Janis

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3. We should totally just stab Caesar! - Gretchen

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Gretchen Wieners had cracked.

2. You can't sit with us! - Gretchen

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1. Boo, you whore. - Regina

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