ByElle McFarlane, writer at Creators.co
'There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you.'
Elle McFarlane

Great Odin's raven! Go douse yourself in heady spray of Sex Panther and unleash yourself from your glass case of emotion because you're about to include 60% more jazz flute and Ron Burgundy in your life — don't act like your not impressed.

Straight outta Anchorman, here is a definitive list of the best Ron Burgundy quotes which you'll be able to use anytime, anywhere, from Whore Island to a Whale's Vagina. Stay classy San Diego.

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26. "I'm Ron Burgundy. Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

25. "If You Were A Man, I'd Punch You. Punch You Right In The Mouth"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

24. "Brian, I'm Gonna Be Honest With You, That Smells Like Pure Gasoline"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

23. "You're A Real Hooker. I'm Gonna Slap You In Public"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

22. "Well, You Have Bad Hair"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

21. "Son Of A Bee-Sting"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

20. "I Immediately Regret This Decision"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

19. "Great Odin's Raven!"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

18. "You've Got A Dirty Whorish Mouth"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

17. "By The Beard Of Zeus!"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

16. "I Could Be Wrong, But I Believe Diversity Is An Old Wooden Ship That Was Used During The Civil War Era"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

15. "Sweet Lincoln's Mullet!"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

14. "I Love Scotch. Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch. Here It Goes Down, Down Into My Belly"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

13. "You Are A Smelly Pirate Hooker"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

12. "I'm Storming Your Castle On My Steed, M'Lady"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

11. "Why Don't You Go Back To Your Home On Whore Island"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

10. "I'm Very Important. I Have Many Leather Bound Books And My Apartment Smells Of Rich Mahogany"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

9. "I'm In A Glass Case Of Emotion"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

8. "Discovered By The Germans In 1904, They Named It San Diego, Which Of Course In German Means A Whale's Vagina"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

7. "Let's Dance Dickweed"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

6. "I'm Gonna Punch You In The Ovary, That's What I'm Gonna Do. A Straight Shot, Right To The Babymaker"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

5. "You're So Wise. You're Like A Miniature Buddha, Covered In Hair"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

4. "This Is Your Doctor. I Have Your Pregnancy Report Here, And Guess What. You Got Knocked Up"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

3. "It's Terrible. She Has Beautiful Eyes, And Her Hair Smells Like Cinnamon"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

2. "What? You Pooped In The Refrigerator?"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

1. "Garth, If I Would Give You Some Money Out Of My Wallet, Would That Ease The Pain?"

Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]
Anchorman [Credit: DreamWorks Pictures]

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