BySam Plank, writer at
"You have to be what you are. Whatever you are, you gotta be it." -Johnny Cash. Tweet a tweeter at my twitty twitter, @tw1tterintw1t
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Everyone say it together now: 2016 sucked. We didn't lose too many more celebrities than in previous years, but the caliber of celebrity we was terrible. We started the year with losing and , and ended it with losing and her mom, . 2016 just had to stick it to us one more time, when William Christopher, Father Mulcahy from M*A*S*H, went to that big Mobile Army Surgical Hospital in the sky.

I'd say it's good to get started on a new year, but I'll hold out on any celebration until 2017 has proven it's not going to sit down on the couch with us while we're watching our 2016 highlight reel, then start laughing and say, “Here, hold my beer.”

But who is one tough old broad who made it through 94 years on this earth, one who looked 2016 squarely in the eye and told it to f*ck off? , that's who! She laughs at your Go Fund Me campaigns to protect her, because she can do it herself, thank you very much.

Let's celebrate the woman's awesomeness by looking at some of the highlights of her life, both onscreen and off.

Remember that time…

She Accepted A SAG Award In The Best Way

Why'd they pan to so quick, though? Morgan, you old dog!

She Told You To Tap That Booty?

Because if you don't, she sure the heck will.

She Got Tackled For Snickers

So maybe it was a stunt woman, but still.

She Got Her Muffin Sniffed On SNL

“My muffin hasn't had a cherry since 1939.” Holy crapcakes.

She Dissed Dorothy's “Cupcakes” On 'Golden Girls'

Betty White loves baking!

Ryan Reynolds Got Slapped By Sandra Bullock Because Of Betty

That was some good acting right there!

She Was Eve, And Johnny Carson Was Adam

And they got divorced. Betty White at 57!

She Said This In An Interview With The Insider

My answer to anything under the sun, like ‘What have you not done in the business that you’ve always wanted to do?’ is ‘Robert Redford’.

She Got Serious About Puppies

She Went Full Trump

Never go full Trump!

She Fed A Cow To A Croc

To this day, still one of my favorite movies.

She Proved To The World That She's Still Hot

She's still a Golden Girl!

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Here's to you, Betty! May you grace us with your glorious dirty mind for years to come.


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