Hey, what's going on in Syria? Well, it doesn't matter because apparently has had a hair cut!
Much like the Biblical Sampson, it seems Brad's hair may have been the source of his powers. Here he is looking rather glum while wearing a baseball cap on some movie set.
Sure, you can't see his actual bonnet, but you don't have to be Hercule Poirot to discover he's lost his long, waterfall-like golden locks.
See? Gone are the days of Brad Pitt looking like the offspring of a relatively attractive human and Mufasa, King of the Serengeti.
But, on the plus side, hopefully we won't get anymore commercials like this:
Oh, how things have changed. Remember these days?