ByJancy Richardson, writer at Creators.co
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Jancy Richardson

Has Lifetime just made this generation's Showgirls? The ill-advised and haphazardly executed biopic Britney Ever After is a riotous ride of copyright-dodging, Party City hairpieces and cheese puffs. There's no excuse to watch this trash treasure without mainlining box wine, so get up in The Britney Ever After Drinking Game. Pour your poison, and you better buckle uuuuuupppp!

Here's 30 seconds of what you're letting yourself in for.

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Drink Every Time Britney Ever After Serves You...

"Y'all," "Country" or "Cheese Puffs"

'Britney Ever After' [Credit: Lifetime]
'Britney Ever After' [Credit: Lifetime]

Our lawyers haven't insured us for anything beyond off-brand Cheetos. DRINK!

"Bomb" and/or "Diggity"

'Britney Ever After' [Credit: Lifetime]
'Britney Ever After' [Credit: Lifetime]

Remember to apologize to your liver. DRINK!

New Boyfriend or Love Interest

'Britney Ever After' [Credit: Lifetime]
'Britney Ever After' [Credit: Lifetime]

Admit it, you find fictionalized K-Fed kinda hot. DRINK!

Awkward Flirting

Has this tale of celebrity inaccuracies robbed you of your heart? DRINK!

A Wedding (or Divorce)

'Britney Ever After' [Credit: Lifetime]
'Britney Ever After' [Credit: Lifetime]

I Wnt 2 Drnk Wne. DRINK!

New wig introduced

'Britney Ever After' [Credit: Lifetime]
'Britney Ever After' [Credit: Lifetime]

Sizzle your unworthy eyeballs on these lace-front fantasies. DRINK!

An iconic look is reproduced, Dollar Store-style

'Britney Ever After' [Credit: Lifetime]
'Britney Ever After' [Credit: Lifetime]

She's Mrs Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, after all. DRINK!

Someone has to avoid saying the name of a song

'Britney Ever After' [Credit: Lifetime]
'Britney Ever After' [Credit: Lifetime]

Thump me, booboo, once again! DRINK!

Britney giggles maniacally

'Britney Ever After' [Credit: Lifetime]
'Britney Ever After' [Credit: Lifetime]

Is she having a stroke? DRINK!

Poorly lit dance routine

'Britney Ever After' [Credit: Lifetime]
'Britney Ever After' [Credit: Lifetime]

Relive the many legendary, million dollar dance routines that Britney executed in near-darkness on a stage the size of a postage stamp. DRINK!

Britney sings a non-Britney song to avoid copyright infringement

'Britney Ever After' [Credit: Lifetime]
'Britney Ever After' [Credit: Lifetime]

Remember all those times that Britney sang covers of old classics because she didn't have the rights to her own song? DRINK!

Poll

Are you drunk now?


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