Has Lifetime just made this generation's Showgirls? The ill-advised and haphazardly executed biopic Britney Ever After is a riotous ride of copyright-dodging, Party City hairpieces and cheese puffs. There's no excuse to watch this trash treasure without mainlining box wine, so get up in The Britney Ever After Drinking Game. Pour your poison, and you better buckle uuuuuupppp!
Here's 30 seconds of what you're letting yourself in for.
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Drink Every Time Britney Ever After Serves You...
"Y'all," "Country" or "Cheese Puffs"
Our lawyers haven't insured us for anything beyond off-brand Cheetos. DRINK!
"Bomb" and/or "Diggity"
Remember to apologize to your liver. DRINK!
New Boyfriend or Love Interest
Admit it, you find fictionalized K-Fed kinda hot. DRINK!
Has this tale of celebrity inaccuracies robbed you of your heart? DRINK!
A Wedding (or Divorce)
I Wnt 2 Drnk Wne. DRINK!
New wig introduced
Sizzle your unworthy eyeballs on these lace-front fantasies. DRINK!
An iconic look is reproduced, Dollar Store-style
She's Mrs Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, after all. DRINK!
Someone has to avoid saying the name of a song
Thump me, booboo, once again! DRINK!
Britney giggles maniacally
Is she having a stroke? DRINK!
Poorly lit dance routine
Relive the many legendary, million dollar dance routines that Britney executed in near-darkness on a stage the size of a postage stamp. DRINK!
Britney sings a non-Britney song to avoid copyright infringement
Remember all those times that Britney sang covers of old classics because she didn't have the rights to her own song? DRINK!