ByKarly Rayner, writer at
Movie Pilot's celebrity savant
Karly Rayner

This morning, I hadn't even heard of Britt Maren, this evening the ceiling above my bed will be plastered with images of her succulent shebas. This golden sea nymph must have washed up from the ocean of my deepest fantasies.


Those smooth sunkissed spheres! That washboard wasp-waist! Aroooooga! The poor dear is a little bit sandy though. I have never thought that my tongue could do with exfoliating before but, slurping the sand off this statuesque super-babe makes it very appealing!

Is beauteous Britt making you break a sweat?

(Source: Drunken Stepfather)

(Images: Drunken Stepfather via Instagram)


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