"Happy Meals" have certainly come a long way since they became a fun kids option at McDonald's back in 1979. Long gone are the days when the small cardboard boxes opened up a treasure trove of calorific, obesity-inducing snacks alongside a shitty, plastic toy — in 2017, some fast-food chains have upgraded and are now gifting sex toys.
At a number of Israeli locations, Burger King is reportedly offering visitors a Valentine's Day experience like no other with their "Adult Meal." As well as including two Whoppers, two packs of French fries and two beers in the box to stuff down your gullet, you can also get an adult toy to really spice things up post-munch. Essentially, the chain is following this trajectory:
“Kids have got their ‘Kid’s Meal.’ But what about grownups? Adults? Shouldn’t they have their own meal too? At least on Valentine’s?”
As it stands, it's unclear what objects are on offer, but Burger King's commercial suggests that you might at least get one of these sexy options: An eye mask, a feather duster or a massager. And although no Ben Wa balls are involved, just think of the wild #FiftyShadesDarker inspired shenanigans you can get up with those!
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Ultimately, Burger King Israel knows what's up when it comes to cranking up the heat this romantic season; if you're willing to drag your significant other on a date there. Comparatively, the chain in France needs to try harder — they're only keeping the romance alive by offering couples the chance to drink out of one cup using two straws. Amateurs!
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Which Burger King sex toy would you want?
[Poll Image Credit: Universal Pictures]
(Source: Ad Week)