The new Magic Mike strip show will basically be an oil-drenched lottery that is impossible to lose — everyone who buys a ticket will be treated to an all-writhing, all-thrusting, studstravaganza. However, one lucky audience member will be treated to the real life Channing Tatum undulating before them like an adonis.
Chan's wildly popular Las Vegas strip show has recently been extended due to popular demand and the 37-year-old star took some time to gush to People Magazine about the show's achievements.
Although to the naked eye it might seem like the buff tings on stage are the focus of the show, Channing explained that he really wants the women in the audience to feel like the stars of the show:
"We just kind of did something that we thought was important, which was actually make it for women, and not for women to come and worship men. To actually worship the women that are coming to the show and do something for them instead of just being like, it’s all about the dudes up there.”
While this might just seem like a great excuse to be hypnotized by some bobbing buns while screaming, #ChanningTatum devised the show to plough down taboos that surround talking about sex:
“I want to just try to be like, okay, men and women, let’s talk. Let’s actually have a conversation about sex — about just humor, about really talking and connecting on what we are getting, or what we are getting and what we’re not getting. Let’s not make it so taboo.”
While all of the sentiments above are obviously amazing, they don't come close to the possibility of seeing Chan strap on his saddle and pulsate across the stage to Genuine's "Pony." Luckily, this sight will be granted to one lucky audience member; when asked if he would ever perform on the show, Channing replied:
"I definitely am. I’m absolutely going to at some point.”
Here's hoping the audience members don't permanently screech their voices away so they can give us the blow-by-blow account the world needs.
How much would you pay to see a half naked Chan quiver across a stage like the world's sexiest pneumatic drill?