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wants to return to Two and a Half Men.

No really.

The man who has tiger blood running through his veins (his words, not mine) was a guest on the Late Show with David Letterman recently, and when he was asked if he would like to return to the show, Sheen replied, "I'd like to go back. I'd like to appear on their final episode."

That was a pretty civilized and level-headed response for someone who is made up of Adonis DNA (again his words, not mine). So how long did it take for Sheen to undo all his hard work and slam his former employers again? Approximately nine seconds. When Letterman pointed out that Sheen's character was dead, he replied "But so is the show."

Way to impress your former bosses, Charlie!

You can check out the interview with Letterman below. Be warned though, your face might melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body (again, his words get the idea):

One thing's for sure, Charlie Sheen is an entertaining guy.

I would be hugely surprised if Two and a Half Men show creator brought Sheen back for the last two episodes though. Calling your former boss a "clown," a "AA Nazi" and a "charlatan" is a surefire way to burn your bridges, even if you are riding the mercury surfboard.

Would you like to see Charlie Sheen return to Two and a Half Men? Do you think the show is better or worse without him? Write winning things in the comments below.



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