ByScott Pierce, writer at
Yell at me on Twitter: @gingerscott. Managing Editor at Moviepilot.
Scott Pierce

This story is a turkey, you guys. But it's my duty as an upstanding American citizen with a love of cranberry sauce and stuffing to report it to the online dinner table. The Stir recently posted a story about how is going to woo back into her life by making the best Thanksgiving dinner she possibly can for him. The article says that she's been "researching different recipes," but it doesn't say what kind. Marshmallows over sweet potatoes? A modern turducken? The possibilities are endless. The article concludes that this is all very sad on Kristen's part, but Rob might enjoy the meal because "he's a dude and dudes generally like to get their eat on." As a dude, I can confirm that this is true, unless it's a tofurkey.

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