Quick everyone, brush the dust off that bottle of Moet and leap onto the nearest ferry to the Isle of Wight! Word on the street is that showbiz's most turbulent little love birds are to reunite on the worlds least glamorous island over some New Years Eve drinks.
One of those naughty little sources has let slip that was invited to 's family home for a cosy Christmas but she declined the offer because;
She doesn't feel welcome by them (Pattinson's family)
The same source then told the eager press that;
If she goes to visit Rob in England, it will be after Christmas. She really wants to go to the Isle of Wight with Rob, and it's a possibility they may celebrate the new year there, like they have in the past;
I apologise for dropping into this beautiful tale of enduring love and reconciliation like a wrecking ball of cynicism but, I don't buy it source.
This information seem a bit too conveniently repurposed for my liking and it reeks of cashing in on our fervour for the young couples relationship to endure. Oh noes! Robert Pattinson's family doesn't welcome Kristen because she did a bad thing. Oh yes! Of course they will be spending New Year's Eve in the same place they did a few years ago because all young people love a repetitive party in an old mans pub.
The one detail that kills the credibility for me is that, after already spending one New Year's Eve there, KStew and R-Patz would be gagging for a bit for of the Isle of Wight. I visited that place once and it was home to more mobility scooters I have ever seen in my life and what must be the most depressing theme park to ever be cruelly created. This is the sort of place you go to retire, not to party. Surely the young Twilight star's could sniff out something better.
What do you guys think of this stories credibility?