ByAlisha Grauso, writer at Creators.co
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Alisha Grauso

While we all know that the upcoming eighth season of Dexter will be the show's last, what we don't know is, well, what the hell it will be about.

But guess what? Showtime sent out a programming overview press release (basically a fancy way of saying, "Here's our ish for next season, everyone") and there's a brief synopsis of what we can expect for the world's most loved serial killer:

DEXTER stars Michael C. Hall in his Golden Globe and SAG Award-winning role as Dexter Morgan, a complicated and conflicted blood-spatter expert for the Miami police department. Season eight begins six months after LaGuerta's murder - and Dexter is still managing life as a dad, brother, and serial killer. As Deb (series star Jennifer Carpenter) struggles to deal with the consequences of her actions, a mysterious woman comes to work with Miami Metro, offering first-hand information on Dexter's past.

So basically that translates to, "HERE, fans, have a cake full of questions with question filling and iced with question icing and a glass of question milk on the side!"

UGH. I guess we'll all have to wait until June 30th, when the first episode of the final season airs on Showtime.