ByScott Pierce, writer at Creators.co
Yell at me on Twitter: @gingerscott. Managing Editor at Moviepilot.
Scott Pierce

The original vampire couple that tries to emulate, and , are struggling to get intimate. This is a sad, far cry from when they were having "raunchy" sex seven times a day. Trouble in paradise? Not really.

They're just living with Stewart's mom, Jules, while she goes through a rough divorce from husband, John. Karma should hopefully be good to this couple. I think Stewart should just call her mom "Sexterminator" and she'll get the hint to leave the couple alone.

Between this and wanting to cast her daughter as a rape victim, Jules should be honored with a "Gahhhd, Mom, go awayyyyyy" award.


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