ByKarly Rayner, writer at Creators.co
Editor/Senior staff writer | Movie Pilot's celebrity savant.
Karly Rayner

The most beautiful flowers grow from the most rancid dung heaps, which obviously explains how the delightful Dylan Penn sprung from Sean Penn's pustulous loins.

How that babe face could have been created with 50 percent of that crinkled old scrotum's genes is a scientific mystery, but this inexpiable heritage totally makes Dylan even more scorching.

The illicit thrill of gawking at Dylan busting out the cleave in her pretty pink panties becomes all the more vivid when you imagine Daddy Penn busting your face in for doing so. Everyone loves a bit of dramatic realism, right?

Does Dylan Penn press your buttons?

(Source: The Daily Mail)

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