ByElle McFarlane, writer at
'There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you.'
Elle McFarlane

From Christian Bale in American Psycho, to Cillian Murphy in Batman Begins and Salma Hayek in Dusk Till Dawn — it's always the bad guys that get our hearts racing and our palms sweating. The undisputed powerhouse of the world's most seductively sexy villains? Roll over D.C., it's all about the original epicenter of enchanting animated sorcery, otherwise known as .

Delving deep into our wildest fantasies, Finnish artist Jirka Väätäinen has reimagined what our favorite Disney villains look like in real life. Never thought you could be attracted to Mother Gothel from Tangled? Think again. Väätäinen has transformed her from evil step mother to veritable MILF. And that's just for starters.

1. Gorgeous Gaston

With that chesty man-rug, perhaps Gaston can be the Belle of the ball after all.

2. Captivating Cruella

You've got to hand it to her, the woman sure knows how to pull off the puppy fur look, although PETA may beg to differ.

3. Juicy Jafar

If you had eyes as smoldering as those, wouldn't you be driven mad by a bloodthirsty need for power?

4. Mouth-Watering Mother Gothel

The world may be dark and selfish and cruel, but at least Mother Gothel's radiant hotness can distract us from all of its ugly depravity.

5. Hunky Hades

Unquestioningly benefiting the most from his transformation into real life throbbing hunk, we never thought we'd feel so seduced by Hades's penetrative stare.

6. Unchaste Ursula

The most alluring squid-like witch in all of the seven seas, we long to be embraced by Ursula's tantalizing tentacles.

7. Hottie Hans

One look at Hans and you're doomed, just like Anna, to be led on a wild goose chase into his cruel, frozen heart.

8. Marvelous Maleficent

Never has demonic, manipulative evil looked so delightfully enticing.

9. Jubilant Judge Frollo

Because nothing says sexy motherfucker quite like a velvet, triangular hat.


Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the sexiest real-life villain of them all?


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