This naughty little nurse's latex clad fingers are welcome in any of my orifices. If Paz De La Huerta was at your Dr's surgery there would be a queue as long as the great wall of China for a prostate exam.
I would let this saucy sister writhe all over my Egyptian cotton sheets, even in this condition. I mean, $200 bedding is nothing compared to the prize of having this fierce little fox getting freaky between your sheets. Not to mention the Yves Klein prints you would get of her stellar slammers. Those memories would live on forever. Nommmmmmmmmmmmmm!
(Source: Drunken Stepfather)