Ladies, gentlemen and fans, meet Carl McCoid, 40, from East Yorkshire, England. Dude has 21 Miley Cyrus tattoos. The internet was made for this.
McCoid states that he got into decorating his body with Miley tatts after going through a difficult divorce. His marriage didn't twerk out, but look at how happy he is now!
McCoid apparently wishes to meet his death by meeting his idol (SuiCyrus?):
I am hoping that Miley’s agent will hear about me via Twitter, and then she will pass the message on to Miley. That way I could actually end up meeting up her. If I did, then I would die. I would definitely die.
His twitter feed is a goldmine of obsessive delight.
Despite his investment in Miley mania - and this is literally the least bitchy way I can put it - quality of artwork does not seem to be top of his agenda.
Well, whatever swings your wrecking ball, I guess...Maybe he could have his own wandering lizard tongue tattooed onto his face in solidarity with Miley Cyrus? Suggestions on a postcard, please.