You have to ask yourself, if 1/2 of the world's sexiest couple is resorting to mid-level modeling jobs for russian magazines that (as far as I can tell) don't have a website, then anyone of our jobs is not safe.
If Eva Mendes is catching the Greyhound to Moscow just to work it for a Russian photographer who doesn't know who she is, then what hope is there for us, the average schlubs? If Miss Mendes has to resort to this, then who knows how long my lucrative burger-flipping job can last?
We live in harsh times.
Be afraid. Then check out these photos and feel better: