ByChloe Gale, writer at Creators.co
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Warning: sexy spoilers for Game of Thrones lie below!

Let's be honest, when watching a it's always a toss-up between what you'll witness first: swords or pork swords? Tits or torture? You just don't know. The HBO hit never holds back when it comes to sex or violence and they often combine the two, creating some highly disturbing scenes. We've seen our fair share of rape, orgies and romantic love, so let's take a look back at the most NSFW Game of Thrones sex scenes that got everyone talking.

'Game of Thrones'. [Credit: HBO]
'Game of Thrones'. [Credit: HBO]

1. Lord Baelish And His Sex Tutorial (Season 1, Episode 7)

'Game of Thrones'. [Credit: HBO]
'Game of Thrones'. [Credit: HBO]

Little Finger's sex guide for dummies is enough to put anyone off the act. In one of the most famous examples of "sexposition" ever, poor Ros the Whore (that's her actual title) is giving it all she can, like any good working girl, but all Baelish is doing is creeping around talking about his love for Catelyn. It begs the question: How does this man run a successful brothel at all?

2. Sam And Gilly Finally Get It On (Season 5, Episode 7)

Winter may be coming, but Sam definitely came first. In all seriousness though, this is one of the more touching sex scenes within the show. Sam and Gilly's love was mutual and innocent and their sex was just the same. Samwell's "Oh my!" perfectly sums up his new experience as he loses his virginity.

3. Theon And His Unfortunate Threesome (Season 3, Episode 7)

'Game of Thrones' [Credit: HBO]
'Game of Thrones' [Credit: HBO]

Poor Theon, thinking he's going to be having the threesomes to end all threesomes, until Ramsey comes along and chops little Theon off. Admittedly, Theon was a womanizing bastard, but he didn't really deserve to lose his pork sword.

'Game of Thrones'. [Credit: HBO]
'Game of Thrones'. [Credit: HBO]

4. Jaime Takes Cersei Up The Tower and Pushes Bran Off It (Season 1, Episode 1)

Game of Thrones did not f**k around with the very first episode of the show. They gave us incest and attempted child murder and from then on we were hooked. Cersei and Jaime's "twinsexual" explorations were enough to make you feel awkward just sitting next to your sibling. I suppose they did once share a womb, Jaime might as well explore hers. Vile!

5. Jon Knows Nothing... Except Oral Sex, Apparently (Season 3, Episode 5)

'Game of Thrones'. [Credit: HBO]
'Game of Thrones'. [Credit: HBO]

This scene where Jon breaks his vow of chastity for the wildling Ygritte was something Game of Thrones fans had long been waiting to see. The sexy red-head definitely turned Jon's eye and seduced him into "kissing her there" in one of the more romantic sex scenes. Not bad for a first go, Snow, not bad at all.

6. Melisandre and Stannis Create The Shadow Baby (Season 2, Episode 2)

'Game of Thrones'. [Credit: HBO]
'Game of Thrones'. [Credit: HBO]

For the love of everything that's good and pure in this world, stop what you're doing, Stannis. This red demon witch of a woman is evil and you should not put your genitals in evil things, it never ends well. Melisandre tells Stannis exactly what he needs to hear in order for him to throw her down on the table and create the world's scariest baby.

7. Daenerys Finally Takes Control Of Drogo's Dragon (Season 1, Episode 2)

The Mother of Dragons learns a very important lesson on how to keep control while pleasing her man. The first scene is ever so homoerotic, but it's when Daenerys stands up to Drogo and mounts him like the queen she is that we all cried out and began to realize she is a force to be reckoned with. Extra points for Drogo's bum shot too.

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8. Robb And Talisa (Season 2, Episode 8)

'Game of Thrones'. [Credit: HBO]
'Game of Thrones'. [Credit: HBO]

Watching this scene again was a tad heartbreaking, knowing that this would be the last time they would be together. Kudos to Robb for doing the nasty right then and there on the floor, even if he did have to do the awkward trouser waddle over to her. In this steamy scene, Talisa showed us all that sometimes a Stark is just too irresistible.

9. Tyrion Truly Is The God Of Tits And Wine (Season 1, Episode 1)

Tyrion and Ros 'Game of Thrones' [Credit: HBO]
Tyrion and Ros 'Game of Thrones' [Credit: HBO]

OK, so yes, I could have chosen Tyrion with Shae and all their soppy loving nonsense, but I didn't, so sue me. Tyrion's fumble in the sheets with everyone's favorite whore Ros is highly entertaining, especially when you thrown in a few more prostitutes for good measure. The small but mighty man shows off his wit and stamina in this scene wonderfully and we love him for it.

10. Margaery Secures The Crown With Her Very Own 'Pussy' (Season 5, Episode 3)

Poor innocent Tommen had no chance against this man-eater of a woman. Margaery's use of the cat to seduce the virgin King is beyond strange to watch. The cheeky madame gets him so excited and leaves him alone in the dark, what an absolute tease. Although, she definitely makes up for it on their wedding night.

11. Oberyn And The Free For All (Season 4, Episode 3)

'Game of Thrones'. [Credit: HBO]
'Game of Thrones'. [Credit: HBO]

Oberyn was never one to follow society's rules. This bi-sexual orgy shows that he finds pleasure in "sins of the flesh" regardless of who it belongs to. Plus I really love the exotic hunk's sexy message to us before we all get old: "F**k your fill before that day." You can't argue with that really, can you?

12. Yara Greyjoy Showing Theon What He's Missing (Season 6, Episode 7)

Yara and a Prostitute 'Game of Thrones' [Credit: HBO]
Yara and a Prostitute 'Game of Thrones' [Credit: HBO]

Wait, perhaps Yara is the Goddess of tits and wine? The Iron Islander's sexuality upset a few viewers, but others celebrated her apparently lesbianism. Yara's teasing of Theon was a tad mean considering he is sans willy, but it might make up for the fact he tried to finger her once?

Each and every season Game of Thrones has undoubtedly got our blood boiling and our loins tingling. I proudly salute all those involved in creating such steamy scenes without cracking up and I can't help but wonder what will be in store next season to delight us so.

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