ByJancy Richardson, writer at
To avoid fainting, keep repeating 'It's only a movie...It's only a movie...'
Jancy Richardson

Stupid Hobbitses, leaving poor Gollum out of The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug! Not like Gollum cares. This trailer, so full of stinking, stupid Hobbitses.

Gollum tells you reasons why he doesn't want to be The Hobbit 2, those Hobbitses can go desolate Smaug without him.

1) Nice hat, precious.

2) Gollum could be that big if he spent his life in Mordor gym, too.

3) Dwarf thinks he can win Middle Earth Olympic barrel race, does he?

4) Baggins! We hates that guy.

5) Boys or girl? Gollum can never tell with Elveses...

6) Aaagh! Nice doggie!

7) Tasty caterpillars! Oh, no. Eyebrows.

8) Dirty great Dragon! Run for your liveses!

9) Gollum busy that day anyway. Those juicy fishes isn't going to catch themselves, Precious.

See, Gollum not bothered at about being overlooked for second Hobbit movie. Must admit, though, Precious, the Lego version of the trailer is awesomes.




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