What do you do when your on-screen bae goes off and marries a flippin' Marvel character? Sit around and mope, watching her stitch her leg back together with a necklace and then whip a shark's ass, knowing that you never inspired such slay-ery? Find yourself plonked before her husband's Twitter feed, cursing the man for being good looking AND hilarious, telling everyone you know that it's a myth and he doesn't write his tweets himself? Or, literally give no shits and go and marry your own queen?
Penn Badgley a.k.a. Lonely Boy a.k.a. #GossipGirl (the finale was four years ago, get over it) a.k.a. Dan Humphrey chose the latter option, because he knows what's good. And we could not be happier for him. His bride? Domino Kirke — the sister of Girls star Jemima Kirke.
Just Look At Them
LOOK AT THEM
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Aren't they adorable together?!
That Cake Is Pretty Nice To Look At Too
Or 'Congratulations, Ya Shitheads,' Rather
Also big congrats on not opting for a gold foil monstrosity a la Ms. van der Woodsen — remember how OTT her wedding dress was?!
Bit much for an apartment wedding but whatevs, that was the beauty of GG, after all!
If you could date any of the Gossip Girl gang, who would you pick?