The next big installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is none other than the sequel to the 2014 hit #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy — y'know, that movie with a talking raccoon. The film's May 5th theatrical debut is less than a month away, and fans are excited for any news we can get.
Today, Marvel threw some more coal into the hype train's firebox with a brand-new international trailer for the German market. The teaser is, therefore, not in English, but it contains plenty of new footage — plus, I cannot deny that it is pretty funny to watch the Guardians of the Galaxy dubbed with other voices:
Luckily, Movie Pilot is a company founded in Berlin, so we were able to take a look at the new scenes and translate them for you.
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The beginning dialogue is an extension on the line that we have heard in most of the trailers — with a classic new response from Rocket Raccoon:
Rocket: "So we’re saving the galaxy again?"
Rocket: "As we’re saving the galaxy twice now, we can increase our prices dramatically!"
Moving on, we get a glimpse at an argument between Star-Lord and Rocket Raccoon in the forest, right next to the Milano:
Star-Lord: "I can’t believe that you’re thinking about that now, you stupid raccoon."
Rocket: "Don’t call me a raccoon!"
Star-Lord: "I’m sorry, I meant 'chipmunk.'"
Rocket: "Is that better?"
Drax: "I don’t know."
Star-Lord: "It’s worse, it’s so much worse!"
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There is no dialogue at this part, but this is a shot we have not seen in previous trailers. We see Yondu holding a modified version of his curve bow. Now it has an intense bolt of red lightning shooting out of it on both sides, which is bad news for his opponents! Also, we see Gamora and Nebula do a super Jedi jump from one cliff to another in sync — just like any other extraterrestrial sisters trying to save the galaxy would do!
At this part in the trailer, we see the Milano take a big blast during a space battle. Star-Lord and Rocket keep steering the ship, and we get another glimpse at their beef when someone says, "To get through that, you need to be best pilot in the universe":
Star-Lord: "Well, luckily that’s—"
Rocket: "What I am."
And it continues...
Star-Lord: "Well done, Rocket."
Star-Lord: "I meant that ironically."
Rocket: "Oh no! Well, you have to say it in an ironic voice then! How do I look now? Like an idiot!"
Drax: "That’s so silly."
Last but certainly not least, we get to see a funny scene between Yondu, Rocket and Baby Groot, in which we see the cutest member of the Guardians holding up a pair of underwear. This scene is funny enough from the visuals, but it is 10 times better with the translations:
Yondu: "Those are my panties."
Rocket: "We’re all going to die!"
So, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 looks just as hilarious and action-packed as the first, and we can't wait! Here's the latest trailer for the U.S. market:
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 hits theaters on May 5th. What do you think of the new footage? Comment below!