ByJennifer Geacone-Cruz, writer at Creators.co
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Jennifer Geacone-Cruz

Ahhh, Gwyneth Paltrow. She's such a polarizing figure. People either love her or hate her. Looks like the people at SELF love her since they put you on the cover of their April issue. See? Right next to "Tone Your Butt & Thighs". But I digress...

So what if she's married to a member of Coldplay? I think you can look past that and call her a MILF. Yup, in case you missed that one: She's got two kids, one of which is named after a fruit. Not surprising, really, since she's looking pretty fresh and fruity here. Nom.