ByHeather Snowden, writer at
Lover of bad puns, nostalgic feels and all things Winona.
Heather Snowden

Halle Berry is either some sort of cyborg or she has spent the last 25 years supping milk from a virgin's teat, because there is literally no way a 50-year-old woman can look this darn hot without there being a little voodoo involved. Seriously.

Yesterday, the artist formerly known as Catwoman posted a snap of her butt-naked bod pressed against a steamy glass window and swiftly launched every person perving upon it into the nearest cold shower. If you peer closely — which obvs you will — you can even spy a cheeky nip. Look:

Whatever she's taking, I'll have a bucket load please. This is a woman with two children, people, bow TF down.

Halle Berry stars as Ginger in Kingsman: The Golden Circle, which hits theaters this September and I'm willing to bet that if you weren't eager to see it before, you are now.

Who would you kill for a bod like Halle's?


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