It's 2017: fake news is rife, Meryl Streep is "overrated," Ewan McGregor is "just an actor" and the original Harry Potter trio will not be reuniting for a Cursed Child movie. Let's face it: things are pretty shit at the moment. And, as if it couldn't get any worse, this year's #Oscar nominations are as predictable as your shitty wifi connection.
Thankfully then, there are still some sassy souls left on the planet who tell it how it is. I'm looking at you The Shiznit, and your batch of hilarious (albeit brutal) Honest Posters for this year's Oscar nominees.
1. 'La La Land'
For when you want to jam your fingers in your ears and pretend this shit ain't really happening.
Nominated for: Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor, Best Actress, Cinematography, Original Screenplay, Original Score, Original Song, Film Editing, Sound Editing, Sound Mixing, Production Design, Costume Design
2. 'Manchester By The Sea'
Featuring the brother that isn't Batman.
Nominated for: Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor, Best Supporting Actress, Original Screenplay
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He has a very particular set of skills; skills he has acquired over a very long career.
Nominated for: Cinematography
She learnt a f***ing alien language for this shit.
Nominated for: Best Picture, Best Director, Cinematography, Adapted Screenplay, Sound Editing, Sound Mixing, Film Editing, Production Design
Jai Ho, ho ho ho!
Nominated for: Best Picture, Supporting Actor, Best Supporting Actress, Cinematography, Adapted Screenplay, Original Score
6. 'Hacksaw Ridge'
Just doin' it for the hashtag thrills.
Nominated for: Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor, Film Editing, Sound Editing, Sound Mixing
For more hilarious posters talking Oscar-nominee real talk, head to The Shiznit.
Which Honest Poster is your favorite? Let us know in the comments!