Candyman: a tall, scary guy with a hook-hand and an unnatural of bees. Except this is the movie Candyman, played by . The folks at UCB’s Muddleberry imagine what a real life Candyman might be like, and...let's just say that would not be too impressed.
You'd take a psychotic mass-murderer hell-bent on vengeance over a public fapper anyday, right? Let's hope that Barker can have a laugh at this crude perversion of his horror classic. What do you think?