ByRicky Derisz, writer at
Staff Writer at MP. "Holy cow, Rick! I didn't know hanging out with you was making me smarter!" Twitter: @RDerisz.
Ricky Derisz

Anyone caught off guard by the flippancy in which John Wick shoots, stabs, or bodyslams endless henchmen to their violent death must not have been paying attention to his backstory; this is the man who you hire to kill the Boogeyman. A man who once killed three men in a bar, with a pencil. Rumors are it wasn't even sharpened.

John Wick was the surprising hit of 2014, its unabashed, murderous gun fu action driven forward by 's no-nonsense comeback to the action genre. This is action on steroids, a B-movie-inspired, neo-noir thriller whose protagonist makes Schwarzenegger look like a pacifist. But that's what happens when you kill the world's most dangerous hitman's puppy.

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How Many People Has John Wick Killed?

[Credit: Summit Entertainment]
[Credit: Summit Entertainment]

With the imminent arrival of John Wick: Chapter 2, many are already bracing themselves for more of the same, with an extra sprinkling of cold-blooded killing on top. But before we move onto bigger and better, just how many innocent (yeah, right) henchmen were slain in the original?

It's a conundrum the world's biggest thinkers have mulled over for the past few years, but a conundrum that can finally be settled. That's right. Here at Movie Pilot, we don't like the thought of anyone losing sleep over any such matters, so we've supercut all the onscreen kills from for your very own eyes. Spoilers: There are a lot.

Watch the video below:

John Wick: Chapter 2 is released on February 10, 2017. That's today. Get out and see it!


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