Many fans were heartbroken when was not cast as Christian in Fifty Shades of Grey. Maybe there's some solace to be found in some of Somerhalder's less foxy pictures? No? Well, we'll try anyway...
I see you trying to block your face with that hand, Somerhalder. It's not working.
Overgrown facial hair and a hat with a feather in would be pretty damning on a normal guy. But Ian is not a normal guy.
Despite the amateur spy disguise and the gwumpy face, you still would.
And just look at him when he was younger! Weird patterned shirt and 70's hairdo aside, he's as eye-meltingly perfect as a Disney Prince.
He can't even upstage himself with an adorable dog. He's officially cuter than a puppy.
Emo hobo hair, not so great. Impeccable jawline, pretty great.
Oh my Grey, he can even pull of the dreaded up-the-nose shot!
Is there no end to this devastating perfection? There is literally not a single bad photo of Ian Somerhalder on the entire internet. Are you still desperate for Somerhalder-Grey or are you just happy to exist on the same planet as this beautiful creature?